“Dark Shadows” is lifeless (2.5/5)
There was a point in time where Tim Burton was my favorite director. Part of my love for him stemmed from a small film palette, but his flights of whimsy … Continue reading
“The Dictator” is a minor laugh for Sacha Baron Cohen (3.75/5)
Sacha Baron Cohen is an ingenious performer that capitalizes on the unsuspecting and morally stunted. In his sole leading efforts, Borat and Bruno, mockumentaries that found Cohen masking himself in … Continue reading
Film Shots: “Haywire” and “The Innkeepers”
Haywire (2.75/5): Steven Soderbergh is an interesting director. With each film he puts out, the level of scale can vary. Some of his films are wildly independent, featuring unknown actors … Continue reading
“The Three Stooges” has few nyuks (2.5/5)
I fondly remember watching the Three Stooges with my father. Every Friday night, we ritualistically turned on the three comic misfits who violently pounded on each other and foiled the … Continue reading
“The Avengers” is the epitome of summer entertainment (4.25/5)
I’m not the biggest fan of Marvel Studios rushing out films to reach franchise synergy. Iron Man was a fantastic trip, but my loins went limp after seeing Iron Man … Continue reading
“The Cabin in the Woods” is a horrific blast (4.5/5)
Less is more when it comes to The Cabin in the Woods. Knowing full well that the film was exploding with twists, I separated myself from it for the better … Continue reading
